Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Crappy Futurism: the new aesthetic?


The lo-fi retro futurism of the Flaming Lips fantastic new album along with Wired's "Good Enough Revolution", and even the latest iPhone killer, with its allusions to Star Wars' futuristic dystopia, seems to be heralding a new aesthetic in our culture and music. This new aesthetic makes all the more sense when framed by these "tough economic times" we currently live in.

Call it a commentary on the materialism of the past decade. A decade that saw brand name/ designer awareness reach an all-time high. Think about it, when The Devil Wears Prada came out, no one asked for an elaboration on what exactly Prada was. Urban, which made a name for itself catering to grungy skateboarders, now sells $200 sunglasses out of a case by the front window.

Call it a commentary on the modernism of the past decade. Minimal modernism was everywhere-- Kompakt, futura, IKEA, even the White Strips saw a post millennium bounce. No doubt all this minimalism would experience some blow-back. But if minimalism were a stock, I'd short it.

Instantly transmitted cell phone video, tinny mp3s, twitter... What does this all mean for the future of music? The recent rise of lo-fi rock and glitchy techno might be more than passing fads. Will the blown out sounds of Times New Viking ever be used to sell Cadallacs? Will Sileni's micro-edited freakouts ever pack the dance floors on Chippewa? Highly doubtful, but don't be surprised to hear something like "No time, no hope" underneath a Mountain Dew commercial sometime in the crappy near future.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

THE METAL DETECTOR: Dick Cheney


the METAL DETECTOR
with Al Wreckless







As every metal fan knows, metal is not just a musical style; it’s a way of life. And it takes commitment. To truly be metal, at least 83% of your world must be classified as metal. Unfortunately, in the modern climate of the world, lines between reality and fiction are blurred more than ever. It’s getting harder and harder to determine what is truly metal. That’s why you need THE METAL DETECTOR.


Today, we take a look at former Vice President Dick Cheney. At first glance, he doesn’t seem very metal. He looks like my grandpa. Actually, he looks like Col Klink’s grandpa. But let’s take a closer look at this complicated imp, shall we? He shot a guy in the face. The members of Mayhem would approve. He’s big on starting wars for self-serving reasons. The members of Bolt Thrower would approve. He’s in favor of torture. The members of Slayer would approve. He’s intolerant of other religions/beliefs/opinions,etc. Varg Vikernes would approve (though he’d support a different religion).

Now that Dick Cheney is now longer in power, we can sit back and admit that he truly is a badass. Seriously, he shot a guy in the face and the guy was so scared, he actually apologized to Cheney. That’s pretty metal. On the other hand, he did pretty much fuck our country over. On a scale of one to ten Manowars, Cheney rates an 8.2.

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